Jokes

mart · 07-15-2009, 04:32 AM

Here's some of the British version of "Candid Camera". It's called "Just for laughs".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z69U3BmmfQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbdN87gyVwE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ueg7Q7hO7U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNTj5Fus1K4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SijboFaP5kY

ugo · 07-15-2009, 11:08 AM

Nice Mart.

I had already seen. They are all amusing ones.

laranger · 07-16-2009, 03:44 AM

Boy asks his mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom says, "don't even go there, the way that party went, you are damn lucky you don't bark."

ugo · 07-16-2009, 08:03 AM

Difference of communication in our society.

captnjack · 07-16-2009, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by laranger

Boy asks his mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom says, "don't even go there, the way that party went, you are damn lucky you don't bark."

Now that's funny Laranger

captnjack · 07-16-2009, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mart

Here's some of the British version of "Candid Camera". It's called "Just for laughs".

funny Mart!

mart · 07-16-2009, 07:54 PM

Here's one of my favourites from "just for laughs" can you guess why!.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b34h-3yLZDc

captnjack · 07-17-2009, 08:08 AM

No Mart I can't guess why!

ugo · 07-17-2009, 06:26 PM

I would be prepared to be a gentleman toward a woman "so" (to buy flowers, and to show my sweetness of good civic sense).

captnjack · 08-01-2009, 09:52 AM

What did one lesbian frog say to another lesbian frog?

Hmm they are right we do taste like chicken!!!

mart · 08-04-2009, 07:13 PM

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say ***."OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?

"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your *** it won't be Cheerios!"
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07-15-2009, 04:32 AM	#1
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Here's some of the British version of "Candid Camera". It's called "Just for laughs". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z69U3BmmfQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbdN87gyVwE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ueg7Q7hO7U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNTj5Fus1K4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SijboFaP5kY __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

07-15-2009, 11:08 AM	#2
ugo Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,556	Nice Mart. I had already seen. They are all amusing ones. __________________ Hope,Love,sex : Loving a Girl.

07-16-2009, 03:44 AM	#3
laranger Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 604	Boy asks his mom, why am I black and you are white? Mom says, "don't even go there, the way that party went, you are damn lucky you don't bark." __________________ Mediocrity shouldn't be a life goal.

07-16-2009, 07:54 PM	#7
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Here's one of my favourites from "just for laughs" can you guess why!. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b34h-3yLZDc __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

07-17-2009, 08:08 AM	#8
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	No Mart I can't guess why! __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

07-17-2009, 06:26 PM	#9
ugo Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,556	I would be prepared to be a gentleman toward a woman "so" (to buy flowers, and to show my sweetness of good civic sense). __________________ Hope,Love,sex : Loving a Girl.

08-01-2009, 09:52 AM	#10
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	What did one lesbian frog say to another lesbian frog? Hmm they are right we do taste like chicken!!! __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

08-04-2009, 07:13 PM	#11
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say *."OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man? "I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your * it won't be Cheerios!" __________________ __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get