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Old 03-30-2010, 07:59 PM   #1
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Good quotes T-Bone but... even BETTER photos! Keep 'em coming!
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Old 03-31-2010, 06:18 AM   #2
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I spend most of my earnings, on "beer and women", the rest i just waste.-Mart.
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If you can read thank a teacher ! IF its in english thank your military! saw that on a bumper sticker.
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
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Old 04-01-2010, 05:57 PM   #6
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
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Old 04-01-2010, 09:33 PM   #7
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"Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?" Marilyn Monroe

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents." Marilyn Monroe

"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." Mark Twain
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Old 04-01-2010, 10:36 PM   #8
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
oh so true! lol
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