Jokes

DWM222 · 10-12-2008, 03:28 PM

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly.

'That's my pager,' he says. 'I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.'

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear.

When he finishes explains. 'That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear.

The others raise their eyebrows.

'I'm getting a Fax. 'he explains'...

10-12-2008, 03:28 PM	#11
DWM222 Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 478	New Technology Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. 'That's my pager,' he says. 'I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.' A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes explains. 'That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.' The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The others raise their eyebrows. 'I'm getting a Fax. 'he explains'... __________________ Have I ever lied to you....That you know of?