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[TheDoctor]

Awwww Maxy Ranty. You miiiight be able to get it, be it a couple of years, decades... or a couple hundred lifetimes, as it took me. Go live your life. Walk around. Just watching, no judging. Talk to people. Try and make new friends. This bunch-of-online-buddies forum might be a good place to start. (I, for one, spend longer on this forum than on my Facebook... except when playing Vampires). Listen and read first, then think, talk last. Take this from a guy who was in your place 12 years ago. Don't worry, you are still on time to drop the BS load you are obviously carrying. Ever tried acting your age? That would work like a charm. My 2 pennies.

On the other hand, Max might be some off-the-charts genius who has taken the tricky craft of playing an idiot jerkass -and dupe a whole online community into buying his act- as a hobby. Got the idea after reading like 20 of his posts.

PS: I hate. I Hate. I HATE these crutches. All the more reason to focus all energy available on healing fast...