Jokes

Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 10:57 PM

A man went to the doctor for a simple vasectomy.When he awoke after the porcedure the doctor was standing over him with a worried look.
"I have some bad news," the doctor said."I completely botched your surgery,and we had to go ahead and give you a full sex change.You now have a vagina."
"Oh my God," the man said. "So you mean to tell me I will never experience another erection for as long as I live?"
"Oh you will experience an erection," the doctor said,"just not yours."

tigger · 09-11-2008, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by texasdrake

a man went to the doctor for a simple vasectomy.when he awoke after the porcedure the doctor was standing over him with a worried look.
"i have some bad news," the doctor said."i completely botched your surgery,and we had to go ahead and give you a full sex change.you now have a vagina."
"oh my god," the man said. "so you mean to tell me i will never experience another erection for as long as i live?"
"oh you will experience an erection," the doctor said,"just not yours."

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Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 11:19 PM

After an operation,a man came out of the anesthesia to find his wife by his bedside.He opened his eyes and murmured,"You're beautiful."
Flattered,she continued her vigil after he drifted back to sleep.He woke up again and said, "you're cute."
"What happened to beautiful?" she asked.
"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.

Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 11:40 PM

A pair of newlyweds were preparing for bed.As they were undressing,the husband,a big burly man,tossed his trousers to his new bride.
"Here put these on," he said.She put them on,and the waist was twice the size of hers. "I can't wear your trousers," she said.
"Thats right," said the husband,"and don't you ever forget it.I'm the one who wears the pants in this marriage."
With that,she flipped him her panties and said," Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could get the underwear only as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said, "I can't get into your panties."
"Thats right," she replied, "and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

tigger · 09-11-2008, 11:41 PM

Your just full of them. Most i hear i wouldent repeat on here. So has ike blown your skirt up yet?

Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 11:49 PM

No its not here yet. Not suppose to hit my area till early Sunday morning.

WhyYou · 09-12-2008, 12:16 AM

We'll have to appoint Texasdrake the message board Jokester...LOL!

Good jokes Texasdrake! Im still laughing...lololol!!

tigger · 09-12-2008, 12:53 AM

There i was surrounded by the enemy. Running low on ammo. Just then , my squad leader kicked in the door. He screemed " hey stupid" get off the dam playtation and get down to the kitchen!!!!!:d

WhyYou · 09-12-2008, 12:56 AM

LOL!!! Good one tigger...LOLOLOL!!!!

09-11-2008, 10:57 PM	#1
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	A man went to the doctor for a simple vasectomy.When he awoke after the porcedure the doctor was standing over him with a worried look. "I have some bad news," the doctor said."I completely botched your surgery,and we had to go ahead and give you a full sex change.You now have a vagina." "Oh my God," the man said. "So you mean to tell me I will never experience another erection for as long as I live?" "Oh you will experience an erection," the doctor said,"just not yours." __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-11-2008, 11:19 PM	#3
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	After an operation,a man came out of the anesthesia to find his wife by his bedside.He opened his eyes and murmured,"You're beautiful." Flattered,she continued her vigil after he drifted back to sleep.He woke up again and said, "you're cute." "What happened to beautiful?" she asked. "The drugs are wearing off," he replied. __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-11-2008, 11:40 PM	#4
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	A pair of newlyweds were preparing for bed.As they were undressing,the husband,a big burly man,tossed his trousers to his new bride. "Here put these on," he said.She put them on,and the waist was twice the size of hers. "I can't wear your trousers," she said. "Thats right," said the husband,"and don't you ever forget it.I'm the one who wears the pants in this marriage." With that,she flipped him her panties and said," Try these on." He tried them on and found he could get the underwear only as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said, "I can't get into your panties." "Thats right," she replied, "and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes." __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-11-2008, 11:41 PM	#5
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	Your just full of them. Most i hear i wouldent repeat on here. So has ike blown your skirt up yet? __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

09-11-2008, 11:49 PM	#6
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	No its not here yet. Not suppose to hit my area till early Sunday morning. __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-12-2008, 12:16 AM	#7
WhyYou Lead Moderator (deceased) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Joplin, Missouri Posts: 829	We'll have to appoint Texasdrake the message board Jokester...LOL! Good jokes Texasdrake! Im still laughing...lololol!! __________________ It's what's inside that counts the most

09-12-2008, 12:53 AM	#8
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	There i was surrounded by the enemy. Running low on ammo. Just then , my squad leader kicked in the door. He screemed " hey stupid" get off the dam playtation and get down to the kitchen!!!!!:d __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

09-12-2008, 12:56 AM	#9
WhyYou Lead Moderator (deceased) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Joplin, Missouri Posts: 829	LOL!!! Good one tigger...LOLOLOL!!!! __________________ It's what's inside that counts the most