Jokes

Texasdrake · 09-12-2008, 01:46 AM

Thats a Big cat.Hate to think how big it's litter box is.

WhyYou · 09-12-2008, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Texasdrake

Thats a Big cat.Hate to think how big it's litter box is.

I believe his litter box is as big as the outdoors! lol!

Texasdrake · 09-12-2008, 01:54 AM

If that cat was like the one my cousin had.It was trained to use the toilet like humans.Only thing it couldn't do was flush afterwards.Would be a funny sight to see if Tigger's cat can do the same and being able to flush afterwards.

tigger · 09-12-2008, 02:01 AM

No he playes in the water they love the water. If you run bath water have to shut the door or he gets in the tub.this is a photo of him playing with jeff .

tigger · 09-12-2008, 02:13 AM

If you want to see somthing cute. Go on youtube and go to spotsallover. It is the lady we got pouncer from the cat in the videos is pouncers brother

laranger · 09-12-2008, 03:56 AM

I'm two months pregnant now Dr. When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after he finishes college.

laranger · 09-12-2008, 03:57 AM

Driving home one day, I was going about 20 over the speed limit.
Don't you just know that before long a police car was flashing red lights behind me.
I'd had a few drinks, so I figured I would just outrun him by flooring the gas pedal.
I hit 70, then 80, 90, 100 miles an hour.
When the speedometer passed 110 and I still hadn't shaken him off, I decided to give up and pull over.
The police officer got out of the cruiser and approached my car.
Leaning down, he said, "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day and I just want to get home.
Give me a good enough excuse and I'll let you go."
Thinking quickly, I said, "Officer, two weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer.
When I saw your cruiser following me, I thought you were that cop
and that you were trying to catch up with me to give her back!"

tigger · 09-12-2008, 01:52 AM

He uses a regular litterbox. But he has a pen out side 20x30 and he does most of his bissness out there. There is a doggy door for him to get out there, cat door was too small. He has a thing on his collar that unlocks it so only he can get in and out. It is chain link so he cant get out of the pen.thats a $1200 cat im not letting it get out. Sarah takes him out on a leach once in a while.

09-12-2008, 01:46 AM	#1
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	Thats a Big cat.Hate to think how big it's litter box is. __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-12-2008, 01:54 AM	#3
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	If that cat was like the one my cousin had.It was trained to use the toilet like humans.Only thing it couldn't do was flush afterwards.Would be a funny sight to see if Tigger's cat can do the same and being able to flush afterwards. __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-12-2008, 02:13 AM	#5
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	If you want to see somthing cute. Go on youtube and go to spotsallover. It is the lady we got pouncer from the cat in the videos is pouncers brother __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

09-12-2008, 01:52 AM	#8
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	He uses a regular litterbox. But he has a pen out side 20x30 and he does most of his bissness out there. There is a doggy door for him to get out there, cat door was too small. He has a thing on his collar that unlocks it so only he can get in and out. It is chain link so he cant get out of the pen.thats a $1200 cat im not letting it get out. Sarah takes him out on a leach once in a while. __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

09-12-2008, 03:56 AM	#6
laranger Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 604	I'm two months pregnant now Dr. When will my baby move? With any luck, right after he finishes college.

09-12-2008, 03:57 AM	#7
laranger Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 604	Driving home one day, I was going about 20 over the speed limit. Don't you just know that before long a police car was flashing red lights behind me. I'd had a few drinks, so I figured I would just outrun him by flooring the gas pedal. I hit 70, then 80, 90, 100 miles an hour. When the speedometer passed 110 and I still hadn't shaken him off, I decided to give up and pull over. The police officer got out of the cruiser and approached my car. Leaning down, he said, "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day and I just want to get home. Give me a good enough excuse and I'll let you go." Thinking quickly, I said, "Officer, two weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser following me, I thought you were that cop and that you were trying to catch up with me to give her back!"