ATM...... really?

[STAR]

Awww, then I'm outta heere/ :sniffling:

[danielle_ftv]

Haha...I assume you are joking Star...at least I hope so

[RonTheLogician]

I must say that I was surprised to learn today about you doing ATM. But then again, the latest episode of a US broadcast TV serial comedy (which has always featured lots of edgy sexual material) was called TWO BROKE GIRLS ...And the ATM. However, it seems that for once the writers were just pulling our leg, as the only ATM in the show was a machine which dispensed cash.

Um... you know this is gonna make it lots harder for nearly all of us to fantasize about French kissing you, right? And you do like French stuff, n'est pas?

Look... I'm not saying give up the ATM, but how about a compromise? Let's say you get a stuffed animal, pleasure it silly with a dildo, and then suck the dildo! Isn't doing it with a four-legged friend kinky enough for you?

Or how about you get your entire bottom custom-molded in latex (a potential store item!) and then do the ATM gig with the latex model? Just think of the hours and hours you can save on enemas and related hygiene!

Or how about combining your on-again off-again medical studies with your cinematic career? When you pull the dildo out of your anus, subject it to the autoclave treatment before giving it the good ol' taste test!

As a final alternative, maybe you can do a sci-fi short! Import a dildo from an outer planet and suck away, while a co-star exclaims in amazement: OMG! Danielle, are you REALLY sword-swallowing a dildo from Uranus?!!!

Speaking of sci-fi and medical gear, to be frank, the last time I was anywhere this grossed out was when, in the BBC TV episode Polymorph, Red Dwarf's Lister nicks gear from the medical unit to replace the plastic tableware of which he had grown weary. (One can read the dialog from this episode here.)

P.S. None of my business, but... what turns you on about ATM? Is it a daredevil thrill of possible injury, like jamming oversize things up your bottom? Please do always use safe methods to get off, at home or on the job.

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by RonTheLogician

I must say that I was surprised to learn today about you doing ATM. But then again, the latest episode of a US broadcast TV serial comedy (which has always featured lots of edgy sexual material) was called TWO BROKE GIRLS ...And the ATM. However, it seems that for once the writers were just pulling our leg, as the only ATM in the show was a machine which dispensed cash.

Um... you know this is gonna make it lots harder for nearly all of us to fantasize about French kissing you, right? And you do like French stuff, n'est pas?

Look... I'm not saying give up the ATM, but how about a compromise? Let's say you get a stuffed animal, pleasure it silly with a dildo, and then suck the dildo! Isn't doing it with a four-legged friend kinky enough for you?

Or how about you get your entire bottom custom-molded in latex (a potential store item!) and then do the ATM gig with the latex model? Just think of the hours and hours you can save on enemas and related hygiene!

Or how about combining your on-again off-again medical studies with your cinematic career? When you pull the dildo out of your anus, subject it to the autoclave treatment before giving it the good ol' taste test!

As a final alternative, maybe you can do a sci-fi short! Import a dildo from an outer planet and suck away, while a co-star exclaims in amazement: OMG! Danielle, are you REALLY sword-swallowing a dildo from Uranus?!!!

Speaking of sci-fi and medical gear, to be frank, the last time I was anywhere this grossed out was when, in the BBC TV episode Polymorph, Red Dwarf's Lister nicks gear from the medical unit to replace the plastic tableware of which he had grown weary. (One can read the dialog from this episode here.)

P.S. None of my business, but... what turns you on about ATM? Is it a daredevil thrill of possible injury, like jamming oversize things up your bottom? Please do always use safe methods to get off, at home or on the job.

You are tooooo funny

There isn't really anything that turns me on about doing ATM. It's just a heat of the moment thing.

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Danny,

The short audio recitation linked just below your photo here came to mind because I know you like Japanese anime's extra-terrestrial sweetheart, Sailor "Moon", who, if true to her name, is probably into both naval and anal maneuvers! (I suppose she can do them simultaneously by serving on the poop deck?) So should you ever again assume the identity of Sailor Moon, "I gar-on-tee" I have the ideal theme music for a sweet "Loosiana" baby girl like you, the Dixieland Jazz number here.

It would seem that doing lots of ATM is good practice if you ever want to ship out to sea, as explained here.

[RonTheLogician]

At long last! A solution to the riddle of supporting your penchant for ATM without alienating fans: Just work out a deal with Caroline's angel, whose good deeds are described in the zipped mp3 audio file here.

[RonTheLogician]

It seems that those naughty boys and girls at Le Sexoflex have a rad music video here appropriate for this thread, which makes us wonder if ATM is related to sploshing. Decide for yourself!