Replies To Danielle's Journal and Video Logs

dxhound2003 · 09-07-2013, 01:24 PM

Twistys video out today. Another great shoot and another nice facial for you Danielle.

RonTheLogician · 03-13-2014, 04:00 AM

Well, it seems that these days, Twitter has taken the place of your journal on this Web site. So let me take the liberty to respond to your recent tweet here.

Danielle Delaunay @DanielleFTV ? Mar 4
House is cleaned. The majority of my boxes are unpacked. I'm a happy girl.

Welcome back home to Arizona, Danny! At first I thought to get you some flowers as a housewarming present - but then I realized that cactus is much more appropriate. When handling your new plants, please be careful of the pricks.

Randolph Carter · 03-26-2014, 02:02 AM

Hi Danielle,

Regarding your video response where you were talking about Love Bug and Isis - one suggestion to get Isis from clawing the carpet is to make sure her litter box is accessible (not sure if it's in the bathroom and someone has closed the door). If that's not the problem, you can spray the kitty gymnasium with catnip spray - it will draw her there instead of the carpet for clawing. Another trick is to put double-sided tape on carpet where Isis claws - they hate that.

Any guy who hurts Love Bug (you mentioned someone who was mad at you and took it out on her) should have his testicles removed with tin shears and fried with basil and Extra Virgin Olive Oil and served to him. In a blender.

For tickets and traffic school, next time you get a traffic ticket tell them you're going to contest the charge. Show up for the judge in a low-cut, sheer blouse, no bra and short shorts. It would help if you spill a glass of water down your front, just to guarantee victory. Or drop a pencil and say sweetly "Oops...!"

If you want a funny video, check out Meridith Vieira saying "Oh Sh..!" on nationwide TV when trying to read a text in a car simulator. If the link doesn't come through, look for "meredith vieira text message sh.."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=LwoFZA2EKJE

Enjoy!
-R

Randolph Carter · 03-26-2014, 02:47 PM

Hi again, Danielle,

Thought you might like some cool costumes for Isis and Love Bug...

Either that, or find out if they are interested in B&D

-R

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1751...-shop-header-3

RonTheLogician · 04-01-2014, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randolph Carter

Hi again, Danielle,
Thought you might like some cool costumes for Isis and Love Bug...
Either that, or find out if they are interested in B&D

Hey! If Isis got into on-screen Bondage, she could adopt the stage name P_ussy Galore!

Wait a minute... isn't kitty porn illegal?

(Readers, see subsequent related post here.)

danielle_ftv · 04-03-2014, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randolph Carter

Hi again, Danielle,

Thought you might like some cool costumes for Isis and Love Bug...

Either that, or find out if they are interested in B&D

-R

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1751...-shop-header-3

That is AWESOME!!!!

Randolph Carter · 04-08-2014, 12:55 AM

Hi Danielle,

I've noticed a lot of really delicious items in your store, but you're missing one that I think (IMO) your fans would really love...

A Danielle Calendar!

Just think, as I'm waking up, feeling like something one of my cats killed, thinking my job just couldn't suck any worse, I would go in to brush my teeth and there would be a smiling, happy beautiful woman looking back at me! Danielle, you could cure the morning blah's for men (and women too!) all over the world...possibly leading to world peace (think Vladimir Putin deciding to invade the Ukraine, then feeling all peaceful and happy because you made his day)! He'd skip the war and just sit alone in his study (or wherever he sits), admiring you and thinking happy thoughts!

Over the PA system we hear: "...and the Nobel Peace Price for achieving peace in our time goes to...Danielle Delauney...!!!" (cue crowd cheering, world leaders applauding, etc).

Ok, maybe a little hyperbole, but it really would make my day. You could have an R-rated and X-rated version, different themes (collect'em all!), etc.

How about it (he said, hopefully...)?

Anoree · 04-08-2014, 04:28 AM

Danielle Calendars? Great idea!

I actually considered printing a calendar myself, for my personal use, but an official, professionally printed calendar would be great!

I had started to create a selection of pictures, using two inoffensive landscape photos of each set to use as a screensaver before I switched big and just used my whole collection of pictures - which has grown to over 18,000 pictures by now - for that screensaver.

I might have to get on with that selection and provide it as source for a calendar, IF Danielle wants to have a pre-selection to choose from.

03-26-2014, 02:02 AM	#3
Randolph Carter Danielle Junkie Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: New Hampshire, where men are men and sheep are nervous Posts: 32	Thoughts on your video response talking about pets and traffic school Hi Danielle, Regarding your video response where you were talking about Love Bug and Isis - one suggestion to get Isis from clawing the carpet is to make sure her litter box is accessible (not sure if it's in the bathroom and someone has closed the door). If that's not the problem, you can spray the kitty gymnasium with catnip spray - it will draw her there instead of the carpet for clawing. Another trick is to put double-sided tape on carpet where Isis claws - they hate that. Any guy who hurts Love Bug (you mentioned someone who was mad at you and took it out on her) should have his testicles removed with tin shears and fried with basil and Extra Virgin Olive Oil and served to him. In a blender. For tickets and traffic school, next time you get a traffic ticket tell them you're going to contest the charge. Show up for the judge in a low-cut, sheer blouse, no bra and short shorts. It would help if you spill a glass of water down your front, just to guarantee victory. Or drop a pencil and say sweetly "Oops...!" If you want a funny video, check out Meridith Vieira saying "Oh Sh..!" on nationwide TV when trying to read a text in a car simulator. If the link doesn't come through, look for "meredith vieira text message sh.." http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=LwoFZA2EKJE Enjoy! -R

03-26-2014, 02:47 PM	#4
Randolph Carter Danielle Junkie Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: New Hampshire, where men are men and sheep are nervous Posts: 32	Samurai Isis and Love Bug? Hi again, Danielle, Thought you might like some cool costumes for Isis and Love Bug... Either that, or find out if they are interested in B&D -R https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1751...-shop-header-3

04-08-2014, 12:55 AM	#7
Randolph Carter Danielle Junkie Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: New Hampshire, where men are men and sheep are nervous Posts: 32	Marketing idea Hi Danielle, I've noticed a lot of really delicious items in your store, but you're missing one that I think (IMO) your fans would really love... A Danielle Calendar! Just think, as I'm waking up, feeling like something one of my cats killed, thinking my job just couldn't suck any worse, I would go in to brush my teeth and there would be a smiling, happy beautiful woman looking back at me! Danielle, you could cure the morning blah's for men (and women too!) all over the world...possibly leading to world peace (think Vladimir Putin deciding to invade the Ukraine, then feeling all peaceful and happy because you made his day)! He'd skip the war and just sit alone in his study (or wherever he sits), admiring you and thinking happy thoughts! Over the PA system we hear: "...and the Nobel Peace Price for achieving peace in our time goes to...Danielle Delauney...!!!" (cue crowd cheering, world leaders applauding, etc). Ok, maybe a little hyperbole, but it really would make my day. You could have an R-rated and X-rated version, different themes (collect'em all!), etc. How about it (he said, hopefully...)?

09-07-2013, 01:24 PM	#1
dxhound2003 Dreaming of Danielle Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 71	Twistys video out today. Another great shoot and another nice facial for you Danielle.

04-08-2014, 04:28 AM	#8
Anoree Moderator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 2,015	Danielle Calendars? Great idea! I actually considered printing a calendar myself, for my personal use, but an official, professionally printed calendar would be great! I had started to create a selection of pictures, using two inoffensive landscape photos of each set to use as a screensaver before I switched big and just used my whole collection of pictures - which has grown to over 18,000 pictures by now - for that screensaver. I might have to get on with that selection and provide it as source for a calendar, IF Danielle wants to have a pre-selection to choose from.