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RonTheLogician · 11-22-2014, 08:30 AM

Hey Dani,

Showtime runs a series called Masters of Sex, profiling fictionalized careers of sexual response study & therapy pioneers William Masters, MD and Virginia Johnson. Sounds ripe for PARODY! Call it:

Masturbators and Johnsons of Sex
Pilot epsiode: Impotence

VJ: So Mr. Bizkit, it says here you are seeking treatment for impotence.

Bizkit: Yes, I don't know what else to do, where else to turn! It's so TERRIBLY embarassing...

VJ: Please don't feel uncomfortable. We've successfully treated this problem MANY times. We're here to help.

Bizkit: Thank you for being so understanding... it makes it easier.

VJ: Tell me, how often do you have this problem?

Bizkit: All the time!

VJ: You mean you can never get an erection at all?

Bizkit: Of course I can!!! I instantly get hard and huge. It barely takes a slight breeze blowing!

VJ: Then WHY IN THE WORLD are you seeking treatment for impotence?

Bizkit: Well... my erection goes totally limp after 2 or 3... days. Barely a SINGLE day if I bang a dozen or more babes...

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Sorry, I forgot the "sizzle reel"! Find it here. BTW, have you ever tried blowing pepper up an elephant's trunk?

11-22-2014, 08:30 AM	#11
RonTheLogician In Love with Danielle Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 189	Parody suggestion: "Masturbators and Johnsons of Sex" Hey Dani, Showtime runs a series called Masters of Sex, profiling fictionalized careers of sexual response study & therapy pioneers William Masters, MD and Virginia Johnson. Sounds ripe for PARODY! Call it: *Masturbators and Johnsons of Sex* Pilot epsiode: Impotence VJ: So Mr. Bizkit, it says here you are seeking treatment for impotence. Bizkit: Yes, I don't know what else to do, where else to turn! It's so TERRIBLY embarassing... VJ: Please don't feel uncomfortable. We've successfully treated this problem MANY times. We're here to help. Bizkit: Thank you for being so understanding... it makes it easier. VJ: Tell me, how often do you have this problem? Bizkit: All the time! VJ: You mean you can never get an erection at all? Bizkit: Of course I can!!! I instantly get hard and huge. It barely takes a slight breeze blowing! VJ: Then WHY IN THE WORLD are you seeking treatment for impotence? Bizkit: Well... my erection goes totally limp after 2 or 3... days. Barely a SINGLE day if I bang a dozen or more babes... ======================= Sorry, I forgot the "sizzle reel"! Find it here. BTW, have you ever tried blowing pepper up an elephant's trunk? Last edited by RonTheLogician; 11-23-2014 at 12:44 AM. Reason: add "sizzle reel"