Jokes

[laranger]

Post your accomplishments.

[WhyYou]

I have a joke but I can't post it, I only have a URL to the web page. But it's hilarious so go check it out.

http://home.att.net/~hideaway_today/t133/noah.htm

[Geezer]

Originally Posted by WhyYou

I have a joke but I can't post it, I only have a URL to the web page. But it's hilarious so go check it out.

http://home.att.net/~hideaway_today/t133/noah.htm

Just as soon as an email notified me of this "new thread entry" I jumped on the URL. Wow, that IS pretty funny. The moment I finished viewing it, I forwarded it to about 50 people on my email distribution list.

[mart]

Originally Posted by WhyYou

I have a joke but I can't post it, I only have a URL to the web page. But it's hilarious so go check it out.

http://home.att.net/~hideaway_today/t133/noah.htm

That's a really funny version of "Noah's Ark" WhyYou.

[MISSY]

That is so funny. And true too!!!!!!!!

[WhyYou]

The first surgeon, from New York says, I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open then up, everything inside is numbered.

The second, from Chicago , responds, Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, No I really, think librarians are the best, everything inside them are in alphabetical order.

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: You know I like construction workers, those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed:

You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, the head and the ***** are interchangeable, and you get the same material discharged from either end.

[WhyYou]

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital Fort Worth. She timidly asked, 'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?'

The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?'

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, 'Norma Findlay, Room 302.'

The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.'

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, 'Oh, I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal, and her
physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.'

The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news.'

The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?'

The grandmother said, 'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me ****.'

[WhyYou]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell Sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and Says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see? '

The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are Millions of galaxies.?

Time wise, it appears to be Approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are Small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we Will have a beautiful day tomorrow.?

What does it tell You, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo ****. Someone stole the tent!! '