Jokes

luv2mtnbike · 09-16-2008, 05:50 AM

Okay here is my joke for the forum:

A guy walks into a tatoo parlor and tells the tatoo artist.

"I want a $100 bill tatooed on my penis."

The tatoo artist looks the guy over and says. "Sorry buddy I dont think I can help you out with that one."

Guys says, "Look I am dead serious, I want a $100 bill tatooed on my penis and to prove how serious I am, I will pay you a thousand dollars to tatoo the $100 bill on my penis."

The tatoo artist thinks about it and finally says, "Damn one thousand dollars huh for a $100 bill tatooed on your penis! I tell you what I will do it on one condition, why do you want a $100 bill tatooed on your penis?"

The guy thinks for a minute and replies back, "I have 3 very good reasons for wanting a $100 bill tatooed to my penis. Reason #1, I like to keep my hands on my money. Reason #2 I like to watch my money GROW. And the 3rd reason I want a $100 bill tatooed on my penis, the next time my wife wants to go out and blow a hundred dollars she can stay at home!!!"

09-16-2008, 05:50 AM	#11
luv2mtnbike Danielle Junkie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Atlanta Posts: 31	Okay here is my joke for the forum: A guy walks into a tatoo parlor and tells the tatoo artist. "I want a $100 bill tatooed on my penis." The tatoo artist looks the guy over and says. "Sorry buddy I dont think I can help you out with that one." Guys says, "Look I am dead serious, I want a $100 bill tatooed on my penis and to prove how serious I am, I will pay you a thousand dollars to tatoo the $100 bill on my penis." The tatoo artist thinks about it and finally says, "Damn one thousand dollars huh for a $100 bill tatooed on your penis! I tell you what I will do it on one condition, why do you want a $100 bill tatooed on your penis?" The guy thinks for a minute and replies back, "I have 3 very good reasons for wanting a $100 bill tatooed to my penis. Reason #1, I like to keep my hands on my money. Reason #2 I like to watch my money GROW. And the 3rd reason I want a $100 bill tatooed on my penis, the next time my wife wants to go out and blow a hundred dollars she can stay at home!!!"