Jokes

[laranger]

In addition to communicating with the local Air Traffic Control facility, all aircraft in the Persian Gulf AOR are required to give the Iranian Air Defense Radar (military) a ten minute 'heads up' if they will be transiting Iranian airspace.

This is a common procedure for commercial aircraft and involves giving them your call sign, transponder code, type aircraft, and points of origin and destination.



I just flew with a guy who overheard this conversation on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai . It's too good not to pass along:



Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'

Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'




Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence)

[tigger]

Originally Posted by laranger

in addition to communicating with the local air traffic control facility, all aircraft in the persian gulf aor are required to give the iranian air defense radar (military) a ten minute 'heads up' if they will be transiting iranian airspace.

This is a common procedure for commercial aircraft and involves giving them your call sign, transponder code, type aircraft, and points of origin and destination.



I just flew with a guy who overheard this conversation on the vhf guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 mhz while flying from europe to dubai . It's too good not to pass along:



Iranian air defense radar: 'unknown aircraft you are in iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

aircraft: 'this is a united states aircraft. I am in iraqi airspace.'

air defense radar: 'you are in iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'

aircraft: 'this is a united states marine corps fa-18 fighter. Send 'em up, i'll wait!'




air defense radar: (no response ... Total silence)

i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mart]

Originally Posted by laranger

In addition to communicating with the local Air Traffic Control facility, all aircraft in the Persian Gulf AOR are required to give the Iranian Air Defense Radar (military) a ten minute 'heads up' if they will be transiting Iranian airspace.

This is a common procedure for commercial aircraft and involves giving them your call sign, transponder code, type aircraft, and points of origin and destination.



I just flew with a guy who overheard this conversation on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai . It's too good not to pass along:



Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'

Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'




Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence)

The message is...don't mess with the big boys lol.

[Geezer]

At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'


'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'

'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual

question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'

'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread wafers.'

'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.

'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'


'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save
all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.'

[YetAnotherDave]

Originally Posted by Geezer

At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'


'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'

'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual

question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'

'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread wafers.'

'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.

'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'


'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save
all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.'

Love it !!!

[Geezer]

When your wife has chores for you:



Look at the sofa carefully!

[MISSY]

Originally Posted by Geezer

At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'


'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'

'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual

question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'

'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread wafers.'

'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.

'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'


'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save
all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.'

I love this one. Going to add it to my joke list.

[ugo]

This kind I will have already seen from Alison's Chat.
It's very curious.

http://www.flashgames.it/numa.numa.dance.html


Curious difference between Europe and Italy. To laugh. But sometimes Italy is really so.

http://www.flashgames.it/europa.italia.html

[tigger]

Two rednecks walk into a restaront sit down and the waitress comes over and they are bolth masterbating, she sayes what the hell are you doing? the one points to a sigh on the wall ( FIRST COME FIRST SERVE)

[mart]

Originally Posted by ugo

This kind I will have already seen from Alison's Chat.
It's very curious.

http://www.flashgames.it/numa.numa.dance.html


Curious difference between Europe and Italy. To laugh. But sometimes Italy is really so.

http://www.flashgames.it/europa.italia.html

The Europa.Italia was hilarious Ugo. I couldn't stop laughing i mean no offence Ugo but it was really funny.

[WhyYou]

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.



The thin one leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!' 'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $10 bill.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall,followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd. 'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement'.