Jokes

DWM222 · 06-06-2009, 03:11 PM

It started like this

Q:

How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb?
Woman'sAnswer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this f--k'n house knows HOW to change a f--k'n light bulb! They don't even know that the f--k'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE f--k'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the g/d light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the f--k'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME f--k'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO F--KER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE F--K'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE F--K'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE F--K'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry.
What was the question?

(Some days start out bad...& then go into the crapper)

06-06-2009, 03:11 PM	#11
DWM222 Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 478	Danger..Don't tell women w/PMS even simple jokes It started like this Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Woman'sAnswer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this f--k'n house knows HOW to change a f--k'n light bulb! They don't even know that the f--k'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE f--k'n DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the g/d light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the f--k'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME f--k'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO F--KER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE F--K'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE F--K'N HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE F--K'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !! I'm sorry. What was the question? (Some days start out bad...& then go into the crapper) __________________ Have I ever lied to you....That you know of?