Jokes

mart · 07-08-2009, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MISSY

Guy walks into a bar sees a beautiful blond, he walkes over to her and says i want to be part of your body, she lookes at himand said No thanks i already have a *******!!!!!!!

Lol, nice one MISSY!.

ugo · 07-13-2009, 09:43 AM

The perfume of the magics.

who wants to adopt this dessert "newborn" kitten?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elEnZ...c-HM-fresh+div

ugo · 07-13-2009, 09:44 AM

The perfume of the magics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elEnZ...c-HM-fresh+div

I didn't believe it !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRvC5...eature=related

tigger · 07-14-2009, 08:31 PM

Think of a number.
multiply it by 3
now add 5
take away the number you first thought of.
now add 7
subtract 4
add back the number you first thought of

now close your eyes

DARK, ISN'T IT? LOL

mart · 07-15-2009, 04:32 AM

Here's some of the British version of "Candid Camera". It's called "Just for laughs".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z69U3BmmfQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbdN87gyVwE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ueg7Q7hO7U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNTj5Fus1K4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SijboFaP5kY

ugo · 07-15-2009, 11:08 AM

Nice Mart.

I had already seen. They are all amusing ones.

laranger · 07-16-2009, 03:44 AM

Boy asks his mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom says, "don't even go there, the way that party went, you are damn lucky you don't bark."

ugo · 07-16-2009, 08:03 AM

Difference of communication in our society.

captnjack · 07-16-2009, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by laranger

Boy asks his mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom says, "don't even go there, the way that party went, you are damn lucky you don't bark."

Now that's funny Laranger

captnjack · 07-16-2009, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mart

Here's some of the British version of "Candid Camera". It's called "Just for laughs".

funny Mart!

mart · 07-16-2009, 07:54 PM

Here's one of my favourites from "just for laughs" can you guess why!.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b34h-3yLZDc

captnjack · 07-17-2009, 08:08 AM

No Mart I can't guess why!

07-13-2009, 09:43 AM	#2
ugo Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,556	The perfume of the magics. who wants to adopt this dessert "newborn" kitten?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elEnZ...c-HM-fresh+div __________________ Hope,Love,sex : Loving a Girl.

07-13-2009, 09:44 AM	#3
ugo Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,556	The perfume of the magics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elEnZ...c-HM-fresh+div I didn't believe it !!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRvC5...eature=related __________________ Hope,Love,sex : Loving a Girl. Last edited by ugo; 07-13-2009 at 11:26 AM.

07-14-2009, 08:31 PM	#4
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	Think of a number. multiply it by 3 now add 5 take away the number you first thought of. now add 7 subtract 4 add back the number you first thought of now close your eyes DARK, ISN'T IT? LOL __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

07-15-2009, 04:32 AM	#5
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Here's some of the British version of "Candid Camera". It's called "Just for laughs". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z69U3BmmfQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbdN87gyVwE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ueg7Q7hO7U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNTj5Fus1K4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SijboFaP5kY __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

07-15-2009, 11:08 AM	#6
ugo Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,556	Nice Mart. I had already seen. They are all amusing ones. __________________ Hope,Love,sex : Loving a Girl.

07-16-2009, 03:44 AM	#7
laranger Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 604	Boy asks his mom, why am I black and you are white? Mom says, "don't even go there, the way that party went, you are damn lucky you don't bark." __________________ Mediocrity shouldn't be a life goal.

07-16-2009, 07:54 PM	#11
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Here's one of my favourites from "just for laughs" can you guess why!. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b34h-3yLZDc __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

07-17-2009, 08:08 AM	#12
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	No Mart I can't guess why! __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me